How to Uppercut like Steven Gerrard

Ok, so first a demo of the man at work; skip to 35 secs into the vid:

So, the set up, as we know is crucial.
Get your fat (but solid, and aggressive) mate to demand that the DJ plays Phil Collins.
When the DJ declines, get fatty fat fat to floor said DJ with an ‘uppercut elbow’
Demo of uppercut elbow here:

When your mate has done the initial damage to the defenceless DJ; claim ultimate glory and man points by holding the injured man in his curled up posture, and smash him repeatedly in the face with uppercuts

Walk out with WAGs. Pay off jury in trial 2 weeks later