Pros

• Get to date fit women that exercise
• Have more energy
• Don’t hate myself
• Can win fights
• Physically strong
• Physically fit
• Lower inflammation
• Better mental health
• Learn new skills when doing specific types of exercise – e.g. Olympic Lifts
• Higher self esteem
• Better oral health/teeth
• Don’t turn into a sweaty mess walking to the shop
• Don’t have to spend an evening crying after clothes shopping
• Can run, catch and beat the fuck out of fat people who give me shit for eating healthy

Cons

• Could get hit by a bus tomorrow*. Although I won’t have regrets, as I’ll be dead.
  
  
  
*Annual pedestrian fatality risk (all vehicles): ~1 in 47,000 (in the U.S.) Annual risk of being hit by a bus specifically: far lower—possibly 1 in several million, as buses account for only a tiny fraction of pedestrian accidents. Daily risk: even smaller—roughly 1 in tens or hundreds of millions, depending on your location and behavior (e.g., walking in urban traffic, crossing roads safely). Unless you’re spending a lot of time in busy traffic or intentionally taking risks, it’s not something to worry about. More likely to get eaten by another person – probably a fat cunt that hasn’t eaten cake for a couple of days.